Dear Salt, What did you do to me? I am disappointed in you. You made so many promises to me. With your savory and satisfying taste, I could’t get enough of you. You had me hooked. I found so much pleasure and joy in spending time with you. On top of that, you were
Dear Potato, I am writing you an apology letter. I am so sorry about the way that you have been treated. You have become villainized. You have been misunderstood. Through negative publicity, your reputation has been injured. People say you are terrible for them. They say you make them fat, get high cholesterol, and get
Dear Eggs, I am writing today to apologize on behalf of all of us. We have shamed you. We have dragged your name through the mud. We didn't understand. For years, people shamed you by saying you cause heart disease and high cholesterol. You cause built up plaque in our blood vessels. Your golden yolk
Dear Chicken, Where do I start? There are so many things I can say to you. All of it has been said by someone at one point or another. I want to keep this short and sweet, so I want to thank you today. I want to thank you because you do so much for
“Embrace the Suck” -Military saying “There is no way around it, the hard work. Embrace it.” -Roger Federer “Storms make trees take deeper roots” -Dolly Parton Today, I had to do my laundry. I HATE doing laundry. It’s tedious and no fun. It takes forever and I never get a sense of accomplishment from this
Dear Apple, They say, “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”. I couldn’t agree more! You do so much for me. Your colorful skin and crunchy bite makes eating you a fun experience. You make me feel good when you come around. You’re so easy to grab and go. I can eat you at
Dear Licorice, I am writing you today with some bad news. You’re not going to like it. For reasons I will explain below, I want to break up with you. I am sorry that it has to come to this, but starting today, we are done. Your colorful, playful, and sweet. We cannot argue that.
“There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vader in all of us. Thing is, this ain't no either or proposition. We're talking about dialectics, the good and the bad merging into us. You
Dear Coffee, I am writing you today to thank you. You have made such an impact on me I need to say something. Your presence in my life has been a positive one. You give my day flavor, excitement, and energy. In fact, I don’t know how I ever go a day without you! Let
Dear Cheeseburger, Oh cheeseburger, my one and only love. You are truly a “cheeseburger in paradise” I love how lucious, savory, and filling you can be. You get along with so many friends: french fries, chips, potato salad, corn, baked beans, to name a few. I can dress you up in so many ways.
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